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1225: Dave Hands MC Elf Costume

by Dedicated Servers

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1.
Gather Round 03:14
(Intro) It's been a long time since I've seen ya/ Cents? We've seen none/ and sense has since gone/ but we still here though/ still the rap weirdos/ but it's Christmas yo, so/ (DTF) At the end of the day, we still living day to day/ tryna get paid so that we can pay off/ the bills from the last holidays this May/ Much to my dismay, I can't cop that 4K/ but it's okay cause the season's about taking care of others/ If I'm good, Santa's got me covered next year/ but this year I'll take one for the team/ plus I haven't seen my family in forever it seems/ and you know we bustin at the seams when it's time to eat/ cause when you're Laotian, tradition's incomplete/ if nobody made papaya salad - even the one with carrots/ That's a major key - word to DJ Khaled/ One time for Tek, two times for DS/ and three for my friends and family - now we/ are gathered around, all together/ Ayo Tek, let's make this one to remember; oh yes! (Chorus) (MCMD) it's nice to see you and it's good to be seen/ tis the season just a reason for regrouping the team/ for a couple nights, couple flights and then an oh hey!/ reminiscin just a bit about back in the day/ Rolling snowman til our fingers were numb/ Adam sleddin into Brendan and he fell on his bum/ being dumb were throwing someone into piles of snow/ without checking it for rocks or sticks or glass i know/ i always love it when the family gets together like this/ making plans to get together that we always miss/ but we ain't skippin thanksgiving or christmas/ the wind is blowing strong so were warmin up the kitchen huh/ cookin up some good ole memory food/ every year we get welcome in someone brand new/ like Amanda my cool new sister in-law/ yeah the family is getting bigger we ain't fixin to stop/ (Chorus)
2.
Holla Days 02:21
(MCMD) Ho ho hold up/ i sleigh when roll up/ I Wait until it's dark until I show up/ You know what, time of year it is/ Any time you hearing this, the twelve days of Christmas lyricists/ (DTF) The bells jingle every time this year/ Lawns fill up with light-up reindeer and life is made clear/ We get together one time out of the year/ just to reminisce over yester-years (MCMD) Yes your ears, they don't deceive you/ Dedicated servers with that Christmas redo, remix/ Got a gift, gotta give it cuz you need this/ Saint Nicholas ain't the only bearded Jesus/ (DTF) Jesus, I know you see this so please let/ me and MC into your kingdom/ I mean this the only time I light trees/ so let's make it real bright in the city of trees/ The Holy Trinity: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's Eve/ That's triple the whiskey - I wish these days would last forever/ but if they did, I'd have nothing to remember (MCMD) Pour me another glass of whats that? Eggnog/ Hey dog we all gettin Christmas day off, Ready/ snow fall heavy/ auntie in the kitchen with my moms gettin petty cuz she on one/ awesome christ-i-mas in full effect/ Ugly sweater turtle neck, it's ok we working it we workin it/ The Room fills with the scent of pine/ it's like a scene from a sitcom set design/ (DTF) The scenery is serene to me/ The kids are weasly and yet I feel leisurely/ Easily the best time, let's dine and talk about life/ and how our lives wouldn't be without our wives/ Plus the strength our friends provide, that's how we survive/ in these trying times, it's all about your tribe/ Now let's vibe, and have another plate or three/ You're not finished eating until you can't breathe (Chorus) x2 It's the holidays so holla, holla, holla/ Watch the snowflakes falla, falla, falla/ Baby Jesus getting gifts like a balla, balla, balla/ Where's your moms at? Calla, calla calla/
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(Chorus) x2 Here come the snowflakes/ Man it's so great/ Here come the snowflakes/ Everything will be okay (DTF) Ay, let the snow fall/ This time, every year, a lot of people say 'oh God'/ Oh, God, why would you bless us with this gentle snow?/ (I don't know)/ Long faces but when the Gem State is/ your homebase, it's just basic so face it/ You Idahoans drive slow anyway/ so snow on the ground's just like every day/ So you might as well enjoy it/ Flush that frown down the toilet cause it's pointless/ like a used pencil - snowflakes are so gentle/ so instrumental to the season/ You need a reason? Stick your tongue out and let the flakes stick/ It's just the greatest, and it's a reminder of how cool it is to be different/ and of course, the pun is intended (Chorus) x2 (MCMD) Here comes the frozen rain, it's such a sober change/ the sun had shown a week ago but now we know it aint/ i put the shorts away, i guess it's home we stay/ cause we ain't even tryin drivin anywhere today/ Their slip n sliden up and down the road/ The Winter comes to Idaho, you califonys didn't know/ it would be snowy it's December and it's 5 below/ we make a snowman and we going sleddin down the slope/ I Grab a cup a joe/ a couple nuts to go/ I like to sit outside and watch the sky put on a show/ Im on the side of let it snow let it snow let snow/ while these people crying bout it's cold/ I'm thinkin i see Christmas in the air it's a miracle/ the crystallization of water particles is spiritual/ part of this is cynical but trust that it is pivotal/ that every Christmas without snow i die inside a little bro/ (Chorus) x2
4.
(DTF) Peace, love and joy to the world/ to every man, woman, boy, and girl/ Happiness - give it a whirl, give it a test drive/ It's the reason why Christmas is the best time/ Yes, I'm sending this out to you/ hoping you will send it to your crew too/ Merci beaucoup if anybody grooves to the tune/ it's cool too if it isn't what you do/ Do whatever you please, take a couple of these/ turkeys, peas - here, take this money/ As long as I got my honey, it's all gravy/ Oh, you going home now? Take a side of gravy/ Shout out Owen Havey, the world's crazy/ so with the music we tryna make peace So put your piece away and let's sing carols/ Just for one moment, let's forget about all the perils/ (MCMD) Peace Love and joy to you and yours/ or course we shutting the windows but open the doors to any/ needing a friend or just want to be friendly/ whether you got a couple grand or couple of pennies/ many, talk but don't act in a brotherly fashion/ got a passion for Christ but spite if you speak with an accent/ pass em with a glance as they head to their mansions/ tough luck huh better learn how to manage/ Not us, you need a friend to cry with? You got us?/ You want a laugh and have a jolly old time you can trust/ in the DS, see we blessed so festive they see us/ and then their faces light up like the Christmas tree does/ It's the most wonderful time of the year/ can't help but get excited every time that i hear/ Christmas carols or even Santa just ringing his bell/ I always drop a couple dollars cause i'm happy to help/ (DTF) Peace, love, and joy to the world/ From the west coast to the NYC boroughs/ Yeah we taking a world tour to bring joy/ We don't need no Santa, I'll bring the toys/ and we can hop on the toboggan, I got the egg nog and.../ a little something else - I gotta get it poppin/ but this isn't bubble wrap - this is humble rap/ and we send it out to the fam, uncles and aunts/ (MCMD) And brothers and sisters and mothers and fathers and pets/ yes yes i look around the world this world is a mess/ so whats the message? i tell my kid to count her blessings/ give to others if you can, and use kindness as a weapon/ this world is too small to ever be divisive/ i've known some men who had it all but their eyes were lifeless/ they built up walls around themselves and blame it all on ISIS / but love must be given away before you ever find it (Outro) Whether you're nice or naughty/ it's peace everybody/ love everybody/ joy everybody/ Let's join everybody/ and love everybody/ hug everybody/ hug anybody/ Whether you're nice or naughty/ it's peace everybody/ love everybody/ joy everybody/ Let's join everybody/ and love everybody/ hug everybody/ hug anybody/ Peace, love, joy/ to everybody/ Peace, love, joy/ to everybody/ Peace, love, joy/ to everybody/ Peace, love, joy/ to the world
5.
(Intro) (Chorus) I got my Christmas bonus/ What you want? It's on us/ I could get you hundreds/ of your favorite entrees/ Got that Christmas bonus/ Let's get food for the homeless/ Mom, I'm finally a grown-up/ with that Christmas bonus (DTF) Anything you want, anything you need/ Whatchu wanna flaunt, whatchu wanna eat?/ I could get it all/ but when you got like fifteen niece and nephew/ I might just have to cap it off/ at a Benjamin, but I know you been/ waitin' so I will be spendin'/ because you my special friend/ Been my homie since I lacked dividends (Chorus) (MCMD) It's been a long winter but ca ching ca ching/ It's like my paycheck says lets buy some things/ i might just bring us some joy this year/ brand new toys and brand new cheers, yahhh! My pay stub just hit bonus stage/ The kids get gifts new pots to piss in/ You can't take spoils to the grave/ So babe i bought you a new sound system/ (Chorus) (DTF) Let's take a trip to the mall/ No more window shopping, let's ball/ Nothing but net on my check but its at it's best/ and I guess I just/ feel like spoiling cause I am all year/ Now it's my turn, I am all ears/ like Daryl's necklace, I'm reckless with my check, yes/ but you my best friend (Chorus) (MCMD) My love for you it just got funding approved/ I'm coming through like Uncle scrooge/ That's something new, not to disappoint/ They are use to new socks and dollar coins/ But now their surprised when they get my gift!/ it's that look in their eyes like holy, Christmas/ you are too kind! I know, just got that bonus though/ (Chorus) x2 (Outro)
6.
(Chorus) We opening gifts at 6/ We opening gifts at 6/ I'm hoping you ain't sick/ Cause we opening gifts at 6 (DTF) Even if you are sick you gots to wake up/ All the ladies, please don't worry bout your makeup/ It was like overnight the way the presents got here/ Like a wild Pokemon - "a Christmas gift appears!"/ What we got here? I hear it clink/ I hope it isn't beer cause that isn't what I drink/ Sometimes you gotta think which one to open first/ because the noisy box ends up being the worst/ But when you receive nothing but envelopes, you know you gonna be rich/ and when you get old, it's always money over gifts/ But over all of that, I never understood, as a kid/ that being in the company of kin/ is really what it's about, that's why it never should be a bout/ when relatives came from faraway to take any doubts away/ We gotta find a way to coexist, so/ let's start with opening gifts at 6 (Chorus) x2 (MCMD) Knock knock whos up? I guess thats you man/ Cause you'll be losing a digit for snoozen again/ this ain't a game i'm not playing look in my eyes/ I've been awake all night dreaming of my surprize so get up/ We got coffee in the kitchen if you need/ but Santa dropped some boxes underneath the tree/ so we would love to get this show on the road/ you can sleep this afternoon when you have no where to go alright?/ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha what a funny quip/ An anecdote from my brother who i always miss/ but down to business, today is christmas/ i don't think that talking about your work was on my wish list/ Nope nope it doesn't appear to be here/ taking family pictures isn't in here either/ yeah Yall grab some gifts, one at time/ everyone can cheer and clap, but ill start with mine/ (Chorus) x2 (Outro) This one is for mom/ This is for the niece and nephew/ and this one here is just for you (for you)/ This one is for pops/ For sisters and brothers, we got big boxes/ Let's see, who bought this? It's from the Dedicated Servers/ It's from the Dedicated Servers/ The big box is from the Dedicated Servers/ It's for you
7.
(DTF) What's better than/ getting in a car and driving like it's no end?/ I'm hoping you got snow tires/ cause I don't quite yet wanna go higher but the volume can/ because "Winter Wonderland" is on/ James Brown Christmas - that's what you want?/ "Dana Dane is Coming to Town"/ "Christmas in Hollis" let's take a trip down/ memory lane with Marvin Gaye/ "Purple Snowflakes" that's so great/ The Free Design sang "Close Your Mouth"/ so close your mouth bro, let's just bounce/ "Up on the House" click, click, click/ 69 Boyz "What I Want for Christmas"/ and what I want for Christmas/ top of the wish list are more holiday mixes (Chorus) I love the classics, the classics/ Don't ask if I have it - I have it/ You know I love the Christmas classics (MCMD) I love them Christmas classics/ They put me in the mood/ I ain't ever been no tiny tim/ But i don't plan to be an Ebenezer Scrooge/ Yeah i know that the Grinch will lose/ and Cindy Lou Who who's only two/ Probably gonna feed her roast beast to a dog who shouldn't ever eat no human food/ but that's OK we on Santa's sleigh/ a miracle on 34th st. today/ and Ralphie is gonna go outside and play/ Shoot his eye out, like what did we say?/ Every Time that a bell rings/ An Angel gonna get his wings/ I love it what a Christmas brings/ across my TV screen oh!/ (Chorus) (DTF) "Someday at Christmas" by Stevie, that's just what we need/ From tweets to the streets - the power of music brings peace/ and if it's a dream only I believe/ I've always been the black sheep, so peace/ I'm back to the beat like Kurtis Blow/ You're a MVP if you know "Too Close" was not the first/ Drop the verse/ "Cold Chillin' Christmas" Big Daddy Kane was first/ What about the Carpenters?/ Front to back, the album was perf/ Simply havin a wonderful Christmas time/ to the iterations of "Sleigh Ride"/ I never get tired of the spirit in the tracks/ so when the song ends, rewind it back (MCMD) Back to back Frosty and Charlie brown/ Animated films yeah i'm down/ But you know when the holiday nears/ I really wanna see stop motion reindeer/ Rudolph you the real MVP/ And Tim Burtons NBC/ mixed Christmas with our Halloween/ And ruined both get it off the screen/ I'd rather watch some Christmas vacation/ can't go wrong with a cat in a box/ Home Alone hoping Kevin makes it/ Harry burned his hand cause the handles hot/ You got no place to be no place is open and we got open seats/ Snacks for days, and DVDs/ Lets fall asleep around the TV screen/
8.
(MCMD) Another silent night/ Another summer gone/ Another year in life/ Another Christmas song/ We sing along without really knowing the words/ Never eating figgy pudding, sleigh bells ring but are rarely heard/ I had a curb but ain't seen it in months/ they say the weather got a bite to it i hear it crunch/ underneath my feet i like to walk around the block on Christmas eve/ it feels like that's the closest we will ever come to world peace/ a peaceful mind, i see the signs, we put up lights/ to emphasis that even on our darkest nights/ we see the light and the light will lead us away/ sipping coco by the fire we can hold out for a brighter day/ I like to think that we cling to our tradition/ with our presents and our past cuz our future isn't given/ it isn't living if you can't stop to observe/ Pause, without words, the awesomeness of earth/ (Chorus) x2 Silence all around, this is how I like it now/ Quiet as a mouse (DTF) Twas the night before/ Not a sight, not a sound, they closed the stores/ That holiday shopping madness has got us all thinking backwards/ but it's Christmas so I'll refrain from bad words/ What's the good word America?/ Oh, you all elected a dude who brought the peril up?/ I guess all we could do is bump the carols up/ and keep swimming in this confusing aquarium we call life/ Its all strife but tonight, it's quite quiet/ Stop the riots and just enjoy the silence/ We could all use it, I know it seems useless/ but just do it - just cool it, nooowww/ It's the new edition of these politicians/ but the same old politickin' and our time stays tickin' so.../ Enjoy the calm in the air/ Let the cool breeze rush through your hair cause you're still here (Chorus) x2
9.
My Honey 02:59
(Intro) (Chorus) x2 I don't want no money/ I just want my honey/ Don't care if you look ugly/ Just come here and hug me (DTF) Not Pooh Bear - I just want my pooh bear/ Hear a couple footsteps (who's there?)/ For once, I don't want it to be Santa/ I need counseling and she's my Deanna/ We're just another couple that works hard/ So hard that it's like we're the Coast Guard/ Never see each other enough because my schedule is rough/ Come weekend, once again, I go up/ Take flight in the night, no one to hold tight/ cause I'm tryna get my money right/ Why though? This life is a lie, yo/ Being with the one who loves you most - it's nothing more delightful/ except for maybe Sunny D/ Orange you glad that we are Honey Bees?/ I got the voice and you're my top choice, you don't need my vote/ Just be my coach and show me how to grow (Chorus) x2 (MCMD) you are...my/ guiding light i/ might not be this man if I/ didn't have your hand in life alright/ it's been a whole lot of time since we first met/ you took aimless boy gave him purpose/ i use to write your name out In cursive/ L-U-B-I damn it's perfect/ i wasn't nervous, knew we hit it out of the park/ a couple perverts making out in the dark ok/ it started out as spark and grew into flame/ and ended up with you chucking your name/ Holy matrimony holy moly now we got a kid/ call you honey but it's funny cause you sweet as it is/ A queen bee, See shes the one running the hive/ You really are the only reason that this guy is alive/ i love you (Chorus) x2
10.
(DTF) I'm not gonna lie man/ Pass by a homeless guy and I'm like 'nah man/ Nowadays anybody could be a con man/ It got me pondering life like 'why man?'/ Wandering life myself like a wise man/ I know it all cause I'm past 29 and/ and what? Tsk, that isn't right man/ It make me sick too; give me a Zicam/ Let's make it right; why don't we give without thinking twice?/ What we got to lose when we know it'll be alright/ We gotta stay kind, pay mind/ to the old folks at the coffee shop saying 'hi'/ cause they got no one so don't shun/ Show some love, you would be amazed, you don't have to give a gift/ Even just a smile can make a person feel a little bit worthwhile (Chorus - Daphne) (MCMD) i don't know if it's the weather, Weather?/ or weather not we know, No/ I spent my whole life running from demons/ that won't seem to let me go/ i got a whole lot of problems that i can't fix fixated on my death what's my chances/ why'd the sun have to go and vanish i begin to panic/ winter time turns my insides rancid/ breath You should focus on the trees, light strings/ what my branches need, might bring/ bright things to dark dull night/ everything is going to be alright, I promise/ You ain't got to be alone right now/ there's somebody on the other side of town/ who is feeling the same you might even know their name/ you just need to escape from your current head space/ leave Deviate from the same old things/ You want a new Act change scenes/ Pack your things and go to where the happiness is/ you don't have to live like this/ It's OK If you don't really wanna participate/ We just want to see your face/ Face it though, you ain't a waste got a place to go/ all you need to do is pick up the phone, and say hey, well know/ (Chorus - Daphne) x2
11.
Snow Angels 03:59
(Chorus) Snow angels; it's just you and me/ Snow angels; it means there is peace/ Snow angels; don't wear a fleece/ Snow angels; what a relief (DTF) The most wonderful time of the year comes and goes/ It makes you wish you would've wished for a slo-mo button/ for Christmas - put it on the wish list for next year/ and be good for Saint Nicolas/ Now that I'm nickle-less, I feel a little anxious/ but then I remember I got my family to vanquish/ anything negative - big up my relatives/ Who but they to turn Dangerous Dave to delicate/ Let us celebrate one time before you go away/ Let's do something out of mind - don't be afraid/ Let's play like we used to back in the day/ Snowball fight before we pass out and lay in the snow/ Move our arms to and fro until it gets too cold/ It's time to go? Say it ain't so, this part is painful/ but I know you got me, cause you're my snow angel (Chorus) x2 (MCMD) you know that feeling though? that winter wind will blow/ snow concealed my window but id seen her wearing indigo/ she wasn't cold as she laid down in the grass/ tried to shake it as she passed the impression seemed to last/ what just happened?/She caught me off guard/ I wasn't scared, wasn't scarred I just wanna know who flattened my yard/ A fall from grace face up a snowflake/ A Slow mo the whole globe an embrace of her soul/ I couldn't know back then how i would be effected/ I studied each individual line a snow detective/ Yet as each sun set, and new snow fell/ the imprint went dim till men can't tell/ I use to lay within the lines that she made/ try to capture up the feelings that had gone away/ but as summer came was on to brighter days/ i might have try it Dave but i could never find the spot where she laid she was gone/ (Chorus) x2

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The Dedicated Servers love Christmas, so it's only right they share a Christmas/holiday-themed album for you to enjoy.

Conceptualized at the beginning of the fall 2016 and finished just in time for Christmas of the same year, "1225: Dave Hands MC Elf Costume" has DTF & MCMD holiday rapping (wrapping?) over beats by longtime-collaborator, Voytek. All songs are original and profanity-free so that families could enjoy the album together this holiday season.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

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released December 20, 2016

Rhymes: Dave the Fave, MCMD (D. Boutdy, M. Dixon)
Beats: Voytek (V. Zajaczkowski)

*Track 2: production by J Dipple (J. Whipple)
*Track 10: additional vocals by Daphne (D. Hyde)

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Dave the Fave & MCMD are the writers. Spin Master Mugen is the DJ/producer. We are music/wrestling/video game enthusiasts from Boise, ID. Thank you for listening.

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